7-26-06
I can promise you that no one ever died from properly prepared Stinky Heads.
-Bob Whicker, On Native Alaskan Foods
5-30-06
Protestants believe the Bible is literal and exactly true in every detail except the description of the Eucharist, while Catholics are not allowed to read the Bible.
-holyoffice, The Medicine Box
Mid-July
A fresh calf testicle tastes like lobster...Bull nuts taste like shoe leather.
-Bob Zeier, Big Ride Across America
Early-July
My experience with teenaged girls is that the ones raised to believe they are princesses behave much more like Cinderella's sisters than like Cinderella. And we all know how that story ends.
- Tony Woodlief, Sand in the Gears
7-21-06
July in Houston and the grass grows behind you as you mow it.
-Bill Farrell, Twelve Two Two Fondue
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