10-19-06

Officials say stingrays don't normally leap into boats.
-Reuters, CNN

10-11-06

Nothing says "hire me" like a well-placed karate chop.
-Out There, FoxNews

10-8-06

[She] rather knew that she was happy than felt herself to be so.
-Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice

10-2-06

For any given speech by any given politician, there must...always be tens of millions of Americans who have no clue what the guy is saying, and tens of million more who wonder why he’s talking down to us.
-John Derbyshire, National Review