8-26-06

I don't like it that a man can kill a hundred men and then be hanged only once.
-Godsbody's First Son, Godsbody

8-8-06

Global warming is great...If the aliens were watching they’d conclude we were making our planet more habitable on purpose.
-James S. Robbins, Hurray for Global Warming

8-5-06

Why is the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio? Seriously, it's Cleveland, Ohio!
-Anonymous