5-31-08

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

- Frank Zappa, From the Taphouse Grill Menu

5-22-08

It's the Kmart culture. We're famous for buying cheap shit.

- Frank, re: OLPC

5-17-08

Never get in between a woman and her donut. Depending on the time of the month, all that might be left of you is a powdered sugar outline.

- Antique Mommy, A Donut Themed Day