2-18-09

We have no idea how long Adam and Eve lasted in [the Garden of Eden] before sinning and thus creating prime rib, which seriously, the Fall wasn’t all bad.

- Anti-itch Meditation, Vegetarian Sex

2-11-09

Darwin . . . put wheels on the chair in his study so he could get to his specimens more quickly — and, bingo, the modern office chair was invented.

- FOXNews.com, Darwin's Kin, Admirers, Opponents Mark 200th Birthday