12-21-09

Remember what all the holidays this time of year are about. It’s the rebirth of the light, the return of the Sun, however you spell it. In the depths of winter’s darkness, on the longest night of the year, the wheel turns and the next day there will be just a little more light, and a little less darkness. That’s what’s its all about, lighting a candle in the dark, and trusting that the planets will turn, the universe will move, and tomorrow there will be just a little more sun to light our way.

- Laurell K. Hamilton, The Magic of the Everyday

12-11-09

If there was a Nobel Prize for enjoying the sound of your own voice, Obama would definitely have qualified.

- John Derbyshire, Too Many Words

12-3-09

Do not stab, kick, punch or shoot the inflatable decorations. I don't want another Bozo massacre on my hands.

- The Management, At Knighton's Office