12-10-10

Plan on being misunderstood. Repeat yourself. When in doubt, repeat yourself.

- Seth Godin, You Will Be Misunderstood

7-8-10

I've come to believe love is an emotion and a decision. The trick is to cultivate and care for both.

- Karen Walrond, Chookooloonks

5-20-10

Spending more time doing happy things makes you happier.

- Maggie Mason, Mighty Girl

5-10-10

We have a great dress code here – Jeans on Fridays, but Jammies all the other days. You should try it.

- Pammer, Outside Voice

4-29-10

[B]rownies . . . are one of my favorite foods and come from my favorite food group, Stuff With Chocolate.

- Rachel Balducci, Testosterhome

4-23-10

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.

- Joseph Campbell, Follow Your Bliss

3-19-10

I’ve been feeling . . . like I should wear a shirt that reads, “CONTENTS ARE FRAGILE,” and actually that we should all wear that shirt, so that we can all remember to be kind to each other, because life can be so hard, and we’re only here for a little while.

- Alice Bradley, Finslippy

2-26-10

I mean, this is Texas for God's sakes. If you can't bring a gun to kindergarten in Texas then the rest of the country is screwed.

- Jenny, The Bloggess, What the hell, Texas?

1-28-10

Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring.

- Phil Connors, Groundhog Day

1-15-10

I thought about doing something athletic, like going for a run, but when I looked out the living room window it was still January, so I trashed the physical fitness idea.

- Stephanie Plum, Three To Get Deadly

1-4-10

Fear mongering is a lousy profession, one that ought to be regulated, if not banned. I'm more in favor of hope mongering.

- Seth Godin, Is There a Fear Shortage?

12-21-09

Remember what all the holidays this time of year are about. It’s the rebirth of the light, the return of the Sun, however you spell it. In the depths of winter’s darkness, on the longest night of the year, the wheel turns and the next day there will be just a little more light, and a little less darkness. That’s what’s its all about, lighting a candle in the dark, and trusting that the planets will turn, the universe will move, and tomorrow there will be just a little more sun to light our way.

- Laurell K. Hamilton, The Magic of the Everyday

12-11-09

If there was a Nobel Prize for enjoying the sound of your own voice, Obama would definitely have qualified.

- John Derbyshire, Too Many Words

12-3-09

Do not stab, kick, punch or shoot the inflatable decorations. I don't want another Bozo massacre on my hands.

- The Management, At Knighton's Office

11-16-09

[I]t's nearly December! What happened to July? Did we even have a July? I don't remember, which raises an interesting question: Is the year nearly empty or is it nearly full? Do we start with a full year and empty it out or do we start with an empty year and fill it up?

- Bill Farrell, Not Half at Twelve Two Two Fondue

11-6-09

Life is not designed with anyone's happiness in mind, and it has the disconcerting habit of not rewarding the good as much as we'd expect, of punishing the wicked less vigorously than we'd like, and even, on occasion, of getting the two completely mixed up.

- Marcus Buckingham, What's Happening to Women's Happiness?

10-13-09

[S]omewhere in the deep dark unexplored depths of my car, the Goldfish and Gummy Bears are mating and evolving into higher life forms.

- Antique Mommy, Crazy Things In My Car

10-8-09

That is now going to be my answer when someone asks how's it going: I LACK THE PROPER ADJECTIVE.

- Heather Armstrong, Dooce

9-14-09

You think you're in control? Well, I think you're crazy.

- Gnarls Barkley, Crazy

8-21-09

I think every woman should have a blowtorch.

- Julia Child, Quotes: How to Cook