4-24-07

The vodka helps. That'd be a great name for a blog. You could use it for anything. 'I'm losing my faith. The vodka helps.'

- Matthew Lickona, Godsbody

4-11-07

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

- Apple Computer, Here's to the Crazy Ones

4-9-07

If there is any image that will convey the true meaning of Easter, it's two old ladies in a throw down at the Pearly Gates.

- Antique Mommy, Millie Conway

4-6-07

Happiness is often an illusion. But what's wrong with that?

- Emily Delahunty, My House in Umbria

3-24-07

True friendships, like true loves, seem to be fallen into by accident, happened upon when we're not looking...

- Lisa, A Girl and a Boy

2-28-07

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
-Dr. Kent M. Keith, The Paradoxical Commandments

2-2-07

What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
-Bill Murray as Phil Connors, Groundhog Day

1-8-07

We may have already encountered Martian life about 30 years ago and accidentally killed it.
-Schulze-Makuch and Houtkooper, Seattle Post Intelligencer

12-22-06

Oh please, there's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.
-Bart, The Simpsons

12-15-06

In cyberspace, no one gets pantsed.
-Karen Joy Fowler, The Jane Austen Book Club

12-8-06

Sometimes it's okay to play Resort Tourist and enjoy the luxuries of room service and swim-up bars and water filtration.
-Leah, A Girl and a Boy

12-3-06

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. . . . Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
-Nelson Mandela, Inaugural Speech, 1994

11-28-06

If I Had One Wish...I think I'd wish for the Christian story to be true - just to make sure...
-Matthew Lickona, Godsbody

11-8-06

Conservatism won when it ran as a Democrat...Republicanism lost.
-Rush Limbaugh, I Feel Liberated

11-1-06

“You do odd things, sometimes."
-One of my colleagues, Re: Me

10-26-06

Starbucks has joined beer and porn as a recession-proof industry."
-Jeff Ward, The Jeff Ward Show

10-19-06

Officials say stingrays don't normally leap into boats.
-Reuters, CNN

10-11-06

Nothing says "hire me" like a well-placed karate chop.
-Out There, FoxNews

10-8-06

[She] rather knew that she was happy than felt herself to be so.
-Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice

10-2-06

For any given speech by any given politician, there must...always be tens of millions of Americans who have no clue what the guy is saying, and tens of million more who wonder why he’s talking down to us.
-John Derbyshire, National Review