Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both. This is not only the Beta Male strategy for survival, but the basis for capitalism, democracy, and most religions.
- Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa, From the Taphouse Grill Menu
Never get in between a woman and her donut. Depending on the time of the month, all that might be left of you is a powdered sugar outline.
- Antique Mommy, A Donut Themed Day
"I thought I was nicer than this."
"It's human nature. Delight in the pain of your enemies. The Germans have a word for it. Schadenfreude."
"The Catholics do too. Sin."
- Lisa Scottoline, Lady Killer
On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand...
- Jim Butcher, Dead Beat
Apparently Crazy is contagious. WHICH IS JUST ANOTHER REASON TO WASH MY HANDS EVERY TEN MINUTES.
- Dooce, Newsletter: Month Forty-seven
This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod . . .
- George Bernard Shaw, On True Joy in Life
[C]ooking is an expression of love. . . many things can be learned that cannot be taught."
- Neil Peart, NEWS, WEATHER, and SPORTS
The problem with being [too] goal oriented is that you forget to enjoy the journey. You not only don't stop to smell the roses, but you stop seeing them along the road, and you rush past, because you have somewhere to go, and a deadline chasing you.
- Laurell K. Hamilton, I Blame Top Gear
Keep holding on so long
Cause theres a chance that we might not be so wrong
We could be down and gone
But we hold on
- Rush, We Hold On
The written character for mother love is composed of tgwo elements: love and pain.
- Lisa See, Peony in Love
Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him cruel. Only love makes a man both the best he will ever be, and the weakest. Sometimes all in the same moment.
- Wicked, The Harlequin
[W]ith divorce so common, why are most rock songs about romantic love?
- First Son Lickona, Godsbody
That’s what love is, being able to confide in someone that everything isn’t okay, and trusting that they will listen.
- Dooce, Newsletter: Month Forty-two
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches ... Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies ... And the Dark Lord will mark him as equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not ... And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives.
- Sybil Trewlawney, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I am the whitiest white girl ever, or as I like to say "the fairest of them all."
- Antique Mommy, I Adore Adora
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